Jojo part 10

The Samsungs 2 ½: Part Deux: The Second One

 

The episode begins as any other episode of The Sims. The iconic theme plays for a few seconds while we see a quick establishing shot of a location in Springfield. Whether it be the Samson’s iconic two-story house, the humble abode of their bible thumping neighbor Ted Blanders, or Joe’s Tarven, one thing is for certain: it will resemble an establishing shot we’ve already seen in a previous episode because there are way too many fucking episodes of this god-forsaken show.

 

The camera cuts to Homer watching TV on his couch.

 

Marge walks in with an angry look on her face.

 

MArge: “Homer, can you please explain to me why the fuck you have seven Mountain Dew bottles filled with goat piss stashed under our mattress?”

 

Homer stares into space, obviously drunk.

 

Homero: “mmmm beer.”

 

Marge growls, obviously frustrated at his sheer ineptitude at being a responsible husband.

 

Merge: “Homer, can you please be a functioning member of society for one fucking day? I’m sick fucking tired of fucking dealing with your fucking shit you fucking muggle.”

 

Suddenly, Homer begins to kneel over and vomit.

 

Mulge: “Homer what the fuck.”

Eventually Bart begins to crawl slowly out of Homer’s mouth, his entire body covered in a thick, gelatinous orange substance that resemble Pizza in a blender.

 

Memege: “Holy fuck Bart what the fuck did you do”

 

Barp: “BArt is no more.”

 

His eyes begin to melt out of his skull while two fully erect penises slowly begin to push out.

 

Barm: There is only Xh’l’in’y’a’ñ’l’lo’án’yau2

 

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

 

You can replace this space with an entire collection of god awful local advertisements for anything from used mattresses (These stores actually exist) and Chuck E. Cheese (Where a kid can be a kid). Thankfully I never had to sit through these because my father, being the amazing individual that he is, flipped through channels during this time. I had to tell him to change the channel back because he would end up watching something else and I would miss something happening, like homer chasing a donut off of a fucking cliff because that’s the kind of shit that he does.

 

[END COMMERCIAL BREAK]

 

Midge: “Please explain this new phase you’ve gotten into. Is this what kids your age are doing nowadays, it’s disgusting.”

 

Bart: “Mom i’m sick of your shit i’m going to art school.”

 

M.A.R.J.: “no son of mine is going to one of those liberal indoctrination centers. I hear they make you draw things. It’s disgusting!”

 

I hate Mars Barts: “Jokes on you I have penises for eyes now.”

 

M: “You are a disgusting individual and I have a hard time believe you came out of my vagina.”

B: “I guess you could say i’m a cock eyed maniac.”