Y'all mind if I...

Please end my fucking suffering, now, just do it, I swear please

My jokes are cries for help
Ok, so like, this thing is fucking cray. First off, it can bust a nut with the power of something really powerful, sooo.... run? Also its nut can tear through your entire body and it's scary. Once, its nut tore through time and shot president Lincoln in the back of the head. In reality, Boothe had a shitty gun and was dumb and missed, but Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy's Y'all mind if I... did the job for him. You're welcome Boothe.

I be smokin penises
So like, helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream. 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.